* You check your phone several times and still there are no messages.
* Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice
* Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance because you don't know what to say.
* Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
* Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go off-line.
* You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
* Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
* You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
* You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper and they don't reply
* Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
* Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
* You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
* You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
* Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
* The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
these stuff happens a lot to me somehow... -____________-
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Sunday, December 26, 2010
37 Things to Do In An Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12.Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35.When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12.Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35.When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
Random Quotes
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::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "remember me" :::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "let's play again someday?" :::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::: "I wanted to go stargazing with you, but I ended up all alone" :::
:::::: "if I hold on to you will everything be ok?" ::::::
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "I wanna hug you" :::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Welcome To iYao
I just can't wait to post everything I have in-store for you guys! xD
so, well, I'll start! xD
Now, all you have to do is pick your birthday and top colour from each category and then add them together.
For example, if your birthday was the 15th of April 1994 and you were wearing an orange shirt your status sentence would end up as: I licked a goat under your bed becuase my family thinks I’m stupid!
Generate your silly status sentence now and play this funny status game! Get your friends to make theirs as well.
Pick the month you were born:
> January ——- I kicked
> February ——- I loved
> March ——– I karate chopped
> April ——- I licked
> May ——- I jumped on
> June ——- I smelled
> July ——– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September ——- I danced with
> October ——- I sang to
> November ——– I yelled at
> December ——– I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1 ——- a birdbath
> 2 ——- a monster
> 3 ——- a phone
> 4 ——- a fork
> 5 ——- a snowman
> 6 ——- a gangster
> 7 ——- my mobile phone
> 8 ——- my dog
> 9 ——- my best friends
> 10 ——- my neighbor
> 11 ——- my science teacher
> 12 ——- a banana
> 13 ——- a fireman
> 14 ——- a stuffed animal
> 15 ——- a goat
> 16 ——- a pickle
> 17 ——- your mom
> 18 ——- a spoon
> 19 ——- a smurf
> 20 ——- a baseball bat
> 21 ——- an assassin
> 22 ——- Bruce Lee
> 23 ——- a noodle
> 24 ——- a squirrel
> 25 ——- a football player
> 26 ——- my sister
> 27 ——- my brother
> 28 ——- an iPod
> 29 ——- a surfer
> 30 ——- a homeless guy
> 31 ——- a camel
Pick the last number of the year you were born:
> 1 ——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
> 3 ——— In a hole
> 4 ——— Under your bed
> 5 ——— Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8 ——— at the dinner table
> 9 ——— In line at the bank
> 0 ——— in your bathroom
Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
> White ——— because I am cool like that
> Black ——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink ——— because I’m NOT crazy
> Red ——— because the voices told me to
> Blue ——— because I’m sexy and I do what I want
> Green ——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple ——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray ——— because Big Bird said to
> Yellow ——— because someone offered me $1,000,000
> Orange ——— because my family thinks I’m stupid
> Brown ——— because I can
> Other ——— because I’m an assassin!
> None ——— because I can’t control myself!
oh, and don't forget to post what you get! I'd love to see your silly sentence!
by the way, my birthday is 2 Apr 1997 and I'm wearing white (when I wrote this at least)... do da math! xD
so, well, I'll start! xD
Now, all you have to do is pick your birthday and top colour from each category and then add them together.
For example, if your birthday was the 15th of April 1994 and you were wearing an orange shirt your status sentence would end up as: I licked a goat under your bed becuase my family thinks I’m stupid!
Generate your silly status sentence now and play this funny status game! Get your friends to make theirs as well.
Pick the month you were born:
> January ——- I kicked
> February ——- I loved
> March ——– I karate chopped
> April ——- I licked
> May ——- I jumped on
> June ——- I smelled
> July ——– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September ——- I danced with
> October ——- I sang to
> November ——– I yelled at
> December ——– I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1 ——- a birdbath
> 2 ——- a monster
> 3 ——- a phone
> 4 ——- a fork
> 5 ——- a snowman
> 6 ——- a gangster
> 7 ——- my mobile phone
> 8 ——- my dog
> 9 ——- my best friends
> 10 ——- my neighbor
> 11 ——- my science teacher
> 12 ——- a banana
> 13 ——- a fireman
> 14 ——- a stuffed animal
> 15 ——- a goat
> 16 ——- a pickle
> 17 ——- your mom
> 18 ——- a spoon
> 19 ——- a smurf
> 20 ——- a baseball bat
> 21 ——- an assassin
> 22 ——- Bruce Lee
> 23 ——- a noodle
> 24 ——- a squirrel
> 25 ——- a football player
> 26 ——- my sister
> 27 ——- my brother
> 28 ——- an iPod
> 29 ——- a surfer
> 30 ——- a homeless guy
> 31 ——- a camel
Pick the last number of the year you were born:
> 1 ——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
> 3 ——— In a hole
> 4 ——— Under your bed
> 5 ——— Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8 ——— at the dinner table
> 9 ——— In line at the bank
> 0 ——— in your bathroom
Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
> White ——— because I am cool like that
> Black ——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink ——— because I’m NOT crazy
> Red ——— because the voices told me to
> Blue ——— because I’m sexy and I do what I want
> Green ——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple ——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray ——— because Big Bird said to
> Yellow ——— because someone offered me $1,000,000
> Orange ——— because my family thinks I’m stupid
> Brown ——— because I can
> Other ——— because I’m an assassin!
> None ——— because I can’t control myself!
oh, and don't forget to post what you get! I'd love to see your silly sentence!
by the way, my birthday is 2 Apr 1997 and I'm wearing white (when I wrote this at least)... do da math! xD
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