BEWARE OF THE MIGHTY.. FORK!?

Yeahh.. I just had to post this.. u.u

Noobness

Okay! Since I rarely update this blog, today, I am going to bring you a story. A NOOB story. And, as for you who might not get what a, "noob," is, then, a noob is a person who is mainly a newbie who has no idea what their doing or is inexperienced. :D


So ~ Here we go!

"Me and My Friends"

Hi everyone! My name is Jenna, and I am like soo........ aweshume! I have long blonde hair and is like soo great and people always say that I look soo.... beautiful! I am very popular and is like the queen of everything awesume! But I'm not attractive at all!!! And it makes me soo sad... :'(

Pulling out my blackberry with pink crystals, bought on November 19 on, Wednesday with the series number of 13143244, I texted my best, best friend - whose name is Tina! "HEYY!!!" I said and she said, "HEY! What'suppp''!?!?"

And so I told her that we needed to have a meeting before school and is like soooo... important! Oh yeaaahh... Did I mention that me and my friends are all like soo important people who are also half vampires and half ware wolfs!? Well, we are and we are like soo... important!

THE TALKING was like awesume! We talked and talked and talked and it turns out that I wasn't the only one who was folling in wuvvvv with humans and it was like soo bad but still it was soo cool!

I walk to schoool after thatz and itz like soo cool how fast we went and we were lyk almost late but we weren't soo it was like awsume! I then took out my blackberry, bought on November 19 on, Wednesday with the series number of 13143244, and I use it for a mirror. And I look soooooo gorgoeous and then my best friend walked by and was lyk soo checking me out!

He is soo hawt when he's looking at me that I wuuuuvvv him sooooo much and never want to be without him. It was like soo.. awsumee!! Then Tina told me how beatiful I am but not attractive then I cry because I was very sad because I wasn't attractive and I wuv someone who is...

But then my best friend, his name is Bob who is lyk checking me out earlier ask me if I wanted to be his girlfriend and I screams, "YESSS!!!" and then we go hang out and the pixie council agrees and told the vampire and warewolf council to agree too and we then live hapilly aver efter! 

THE END

Lol ~ so how's that for noobness? xD
Well, before I end this little, random post, I'll have to say that everthing I wrote up there has nothing to do with my friends or anyone named, "Jenna" or, "Tina", or even, "Bob". It was just something out of my noobish side. (Inspired from a fellow writer)
Also, my real writing isn't really that bad.. Trust me. What I had up there, is just impossible.


Thanks for reading and keep stalking! <3
Bye - bye! 

WARNING!

iYao is currently unavailable because the user who's supposed to make it, is suffering from a constant wave of Iwannaeatcookiesreallybad disease. Try hitting the "refresh" button and sprinkle it with your imagination, you might see something really good. In the mean-time, why don't you press the Alt + F4 buttons in your keyboard? It might help.

BUT before you do, I must warn you, what you're about to see is highly classified!

Stupid Writings on Packages!

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How exactly do you dry your hair while sleeping? You’d burn all your hair off!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (OMG! FREE CHIPS!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Umm…and how does that really help?)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (I never knew I needed to do that! I have to DEFORST frozen food?)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oh. Oops. >> I love this one xD)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Okay….?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (You mean the ones that they push around, right? No? Okay.) (In case some of you don't get this one, it's CHILDREN Cough Medicine, and they don't drive -.-)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (There’s a reason it’s called SLEEP AID!!)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Oh, yes! Then I won't use it for  updoor!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And what is this ‘other use’, may I ask?)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Oh wow, I never knew that.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (How else do you eat it?)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (People, you just destroyed a child’s dream.)

On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves. (REALLY? I’m surprised!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So is it real or fake? Real Fake bacon? What?)                 

Random Moments

CAFFEINE LEVELS REACHING CRITICAL LOW!! Will self destruct in 5..4..3..2.."BEEP" (coffees ready) Emergency averted. The world is safe once again.. xD

I am a ninja. (poof! changes back) You saw nothing!

Pokemon Humor of the day:  

Look, another Trainer to battle! Justin Bieber, I choose you! PSHOOOM Use Sing! (Baby, baby, baby, oh) *other Pokemon's head explodes* Yay I win!

Tip of thee day: 

Never go bear hunting with a friend who can run faster than you! xD

(a little late, but, I'm gonna post in anyway!)

"Um...hi." Translation: "Can't you see that I'm crushing over you big time?!"

 

Happy Valentines Day

“To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.”

"Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it."

“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”

“Love is being stupid together.”

“I'll never learn the meaning of love, before I experience it myself"

"It takes a day to like someone, a week to consider someone your friend, it takes a month to love someone, but it takes forever to forget someone you've once love"

"We are only given today, we are never promised tomorrow, so before that, be sure you tell him, you love him"

"To love someone deeply gives you strength, to be loved by someone deeply gives you courage"

"If you would live in another 100 days, I wanna live for another 100 days - 1, so than, you won't ever have to leave me"

I Need Tell You Something!

[1] I need to tell you something!! 5
[2] The answer is, uh, look at 11 
[3] Don't get mad! Look at 15
[4] Calm down, don't be mad! Look at 13 
[5] First, look at 2
[6] Don't be angry, look at 12 
[7] I just wanna say "hi"
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, uh... The answer is on 14
[9] Be patient, look at 4 
[10] This is the last one, look at 7 
[11] I hope you don't get mad, look at 6
[12] Sorry! Look at 8
[13] Don't get mad, look at 10 
[14] I don't know how to say this, look at 3 
[15] You must be mad! Look at 4!

7 Sayings About Friendship

1. Friendships can last forever.Even when it doesn't.

2. Some truths we learn to late. But better that than to never learn at all.

3. When a friendship ends.Sometimes it doesn't really end.

4. As a child, we first learn the meaning of friendship. And,as a child,we first learn the meaning of loss.

5. Love can sometimes bring the loss of friendship as our lives change and we drift from those we knew.To be replaced by a new friend,the one we love.But that,too,can be lost...

6. Friendship is a very special thing,fragile at times,easily broken,and not so easy to mend.

7. Some people have the power to change our lives even when they're no longer apart of it

9 Things That I Hate About Everyone!

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??? 


[Okay! This is all just for laughs! Don't take it seriously and hate me! xD]

Socially Akward Moments!

*  You check your phone several times and still there are no messages.

*  Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice

*  Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance because you don't know what to say.

*  Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.

*  Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go off-line.

*  You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.

*  Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.

*  You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.

*  You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper and they don't reply

*  Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.

* Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.

*  You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.

*  You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.

*  Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.

*  The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.


these stuff happens a lot to me somehow... -____________-