On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How exactly do you dry your hair while sleeping? You’d burn all your hair off!)
On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (OMG! FREE CHIPS!)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Umm…and how does that really help?)
On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (I never knew I needed to do that! I have to DEFORST frozen food?)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oh. Oops. >> I love this one xD)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Okay….?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (You mean the ones that they push around, right? No? Okay.) (In case some of you don't get this one, it's CHILDREN Cough Medicine, and they don't drive -.-)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (There’s a reason it’s called SLEEP AID!!)
On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Oh, yes! Then I won't use it for updoor!)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And what is this ‘other use’, may I ask?)
On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Oh wow, I never knew that.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (How else do you eat it?)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (People, you just destroyed a child’s dream.)
On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves. (REALLY? I’m surprised!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So is it real or fake? Real Fake bacon? What?)
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