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I just can't wait to post everything I have in-store for you guys! xD
so, well, I'll start! xD


Now, all you have to do is pick your birthday and top colour from each category and then add them together.
For example, if your birthday was the 15th of April 1994 and you were wearing an orange shirt your status sentence would end up as: I licked a goat under your bed becuase my family thinks I’m stupid!

Generate your silly status sentence now and play this funny status game! Get your friends to make theirs as well. 

Pick the month you were born:
> January ——- I kicked
> February ——- I loved
> March ——– I karate chopped
> April ——- I licked
> May ——- I jumped on
> June ——- I smelled
> July ——– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September ——- I danced with
> October ——- I sang to
> November ——– I yelled at
> December ——– I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1 ——- a birdbath
> 2 ——- a monster
> 3 ——- a phone
> 4 ——- a fork
> 5 ——- a snowman
> 6 ——- a gangster
> 7 ——- my mobile phone
> 8 ——- my dog
> 9 ——- my best friends
> 10 ——- my neighbor
> 11 ——- my science teacher
> 12 ——- a banana
> 13 ——- a fireman
> 14 ——- a stuffed animal
> 15 ——- a goat
> 16 ——- a pickle
> 17 ——- your mom
> 18 ——- a spoon
> 19 ——- a smurf
> 20 ——- a baseball bat
> 21 ——- an assassin
> 22 ——- Bruce Lee
> 23 ——- a noodle
> 24 ——- a squirrel
> 25 ——- a football player
> 26 ——- my sister
> 27 ——- my brother
> 28 ——- an iPod
> 29 ——- a surfer
> 30 ——- a homeless guy
> 31 ——- a camel

Pick the last number of the year you were born:
> 1 ——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
> 3 ——— In a hole
> 4 ——— Under your bed
> 5 ——— Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8 ——— at the dinner table
> 9 ——— In line at the bank
> 0 ——— in your bathroom

Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
> White ——— because I am cool like that
> Black ——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink ——— because I’m NOT crazy
> Red ——— because the voices told me to
> Blue ——— because I’m sexy and I do what I want
> Green ——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple ——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray ——— because Big Bird said to
> Yellow ——— because someone offered me $1,000,000
> Orange ——— because my family thinks I’m stupid
> Brown ——— because I can
> Other ——— because I’m an assassin!
> None ——— because I can’t control myself!


oh, and don't forget to post what you get! I'd love to see your silly sentence!
by the way, my birthday is 2 Apr 1997 and I'm wearing white (when I wrote this at least)... do da math! xD